Hi everyone! How was your weekend? Mine went by too fast. My achille’s is beginning to feel better so I took a chance on a workout this morning. I didn’t go too wild. I did Core Fusion Body Sculpt and good God, I am sore already. I haven’t done that workout in a while and I’m feeling it. It’s a good feeling though. It didn’t bother my achille’s either because you just kind of stand in one spot….so yay!
I was reading the Huffington Post yesterday and came across an article titled, How To Host A Non-Awkward At-Home Date. I clicked on it right away because I’m probably the most awkward woman on the planet when it comes to dating. Should I ever host a date in my new apartment, I would like it be as un-awkward as possible. It’s easier to get to the boning that way amiright ladies?! These are the tips from the article to help us socially challenged ladies impress our menfolk in the kitchen. I couldn’t help but put my own twist on it:
- Don’t use this time as an opportunity to try a new recipe or new cooking technique. Now is not the time to test the waters in the kitchen. Stay in your lane ladies.
- Use the night before to make things like salad dressings, chop vegetables, or marinate meats. This will help keep your kitchen clean before your date arrives. It’s important that your suitor knows that you are a good housekeeper and can keep a clean kitchen.
- Have the dinner almost finished when he arrives. Let him see you cooking so he can asses whether or not you’ll make a good wife.
- Alcohol is key. Open a bottle of wine and get your date liquored up so he’s drunk and hungry. That way when you dig in, he won’t be able to help himself from slurring about how this pasta is the best pasta ever!!!
- Inquire about any food allergies. You don’t want to kill him. Wait until you guys get married and you can get your hands on his life insurance policy.
I’ve never had an awkward moment in the kitchen with a man, but my most awkward moment in the bedroom was when I was going down on a guy and after he finished, I started laughing at something he said and all his “stuff” came FLYING out of my nose. It was the most embarrassing and awesome thing to ever happen to me in the bedroom. What is your most awkward kitchen or bedroom moment?
