This morning I woke up bright and early ready to hit my workout like a beast. I hadn’t worked out since Friday so I was really looking forward to it. My workout today was another bleacher workout to get my booty poppin’.
My friend joined me this morning because he too would like to make his booty pop. It was fun to have a workout partner. I usually don’t like working out with other people, but something like this is good to have company with because it can get boring REAL fast. As I would run up, he would run down. It was hard to carry on a conversation so when we passed each other, we would throw out random comments or song lyrics. It was innocent enough until he asked, “What are you going to do with your booty once it reaches perfection?” and I said, “Put your d**k in it.” Needless to say, it caught him off guard. He was running down, looked up with a shocked look on his face, got his foot stuck and fell backwards. He grabbed the bleachers with his hand to catch his fall and just landed on his butt. We were dying laughing and he told me that was “Inappropriate workout conversation.” I disagreed. The best part was that he couldn’t look me in the eye the rest of the workout and would burst out laughing every time we’d run by each other. Sometimes I think I need a muzzle.
Do you ever have “inappropriate” workout conversation?
