Hi everyone! Wow, what a weird 24 hours. Blogger has been down and it deleted yesterday’s post and I couldn’t post at all today. Yesterday’s post has been restored without comments, but those should be back soon. I hope so, they were funny! Thanks for checking back to read this.
Last night I volunteered at the animal shelter. I couldn’t do much because of my achille’s so I just sat and played with the cats for a few hours. I feel so bad for the adult ones. No one ever plays with them when they come to adopt. Poor little guys. When I got home from the shelter, my roommate was outside with a new motorcycle he bought. He was so proud of his new toy, but I had to keep from laughing because he’s very short, could barely hold the thing up and just looked very awkward. They still haven’t caught the other roommate that robbed the house, but I’m glad we don’t have to deal with him anymore. I’m constantly looking over my shoulder. He was a scary guy! I don’t have anything health or fitness related to write about today so let’s just get down to it. Shall we?
It’s Friday and we know what that means….It’s time for It’s OK! I don’t read Glamour because I’m too busy living it, but I do like their “It’s OK…”feature where they assure us that our weird little habits are completely normal. I’m dedicating this post to assuring you it’s okay to do the following this weekend:
- To ask yourself, “What would Veronica Mars do?” before making any life decision.
- To shake your head no when a fella tells you life would be better if you were together. You know it would only last a few weeks.
- To prefer drinking bleach over watching Glee. Lea Michelle sounds like a dying cat and the storylines never go anywhere.
- When your boss aks you, “How does it feel to want?” after you tell him you want a new desk chair, to answer with “It feels like shit.”
- To think that if you stopped listening to your fears, your life would be much more partier. Party on.
- To be sad yet thankful vicodin has zero affect on you. The pain relief would be nice, but you’d probably get addicted to it. Who wants that drama?
- To be thankful for red dye #40. It makes Swedish fish possible!
- To not understand how hard taco shells can get all the way from the factory, to the store, and to your house without breaking until you put lettuce in them.
- To use that year old gift card that’s been sitting in you wallet to cheer yourself up with a new dress when you’re feeling down. I bought this one!
- To return like a mack:
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What are your weekend plans? Please let me live through your exciting lives.
