Happy Friday! I’m running on about an hour and a half of sleep so please bear with me if this post is strange. My roommate was railing some lady ALL NIGHT and kept waking me up. I turned up the tv, put earplugs in my ears, but nothing worked. This chick was loud, it was gross and I feel sick and violated just thinking about it. Two days and I’m out, two days and I’m out… I did have a delicious dinner last night though. I was in Dedham yesterday and couldn’t pass up the opportunity to stop at Whole Foods to grab dinner. I went with my favorite, salmon nigiri and roll combo.
I ate this while watching the Bruins beat the bag out of Tampa. Woo hoo! On a more positive note, my achille’s is back to normal. Yay! I went for a walk this morning and it held up just fine. My new apartment complex has a swanky gym and I’m looking forward to getting in there and hitting up the weights. I’d like to add more muscle and get my booty poppin’ a bit more for swimsuit season. Gotta be lookin’ fine if I ever want to have sex in 2011!
It’s Friday and we know what that means….It’s time for It’s OK! I don’t read Glamour because I’m too busy living it, but I do like their “It’s OK…”feature where they assure us that our weird little habits are completely normal. I’m dedicating this post to assuring you it’s okay to do the following this weekend:
- To want to buy a plane ticket to nowhere so you could have a few hours of uninterrupted time to yourself to do nothing but stare out the window at clouds, read a book, or watch a movie.
- To prefer dates where you go to museums or for walks on nature trails to dates where you go out boozing. Not only does it make you feel cultured, but it’s nice to think someone actually likes your company.
- To hope there is some sort of apocalypse this weekend, but only if it takes out the stupid, prejudiced, ignorant people of the world.
- To actually hope it doesn’t happen though because you would like to have sex sometime in 2011 or at this point just get in a GOOD dry hump.
- To wonder why you want to find a new job after dancing around with your boss to “GET BACK! GET BACK! YOU DON’T KNOW ME LIKE THAT!”
- To be happy you always have procrastination to fall back on when you don’t feel like doing things. Life would be tough if you couldn’t put things off.
- To be thankful for the 10 day forecast. At least you knew in advance you would need a lifejacket and rowboat this week.
- To congratulate my dear friend Emily who’s graduating with her masters from Endicott College this weekend.
- To wish the word “it” never had the power to get worse just to get better.
- To tell her…:
Okay, I have the day off today so I’m going to try to take a nap. Have a fun weekend!
