Hey Nibblers! So Three Things Thursday over here at MelissaNibbles is an event. People come from miles around just to see what Ms. Nibbles is pissed off about today. Well I apologize to all of you who came all this way, because today you get to hear what I, The Cookie Battle, am pissed off about instead (although Melissa and I are often pissed off about all the same stuff anyway). So away we go!
1. Fake Bitches. You know who you are. I can’t stand people that pretend to like someone when they really don’t (and then subsequently go behind their back to tell everyone how much they hate that person). You can rest assured, that if I don’t like you, I will let it be known that I don’t like you and we will not be hanging out. I also will not talk about something on my blog that I know absolutely nothing about, or use “questions from my readers” as an excuse to post something completely asinine.
2. Boys That Can’t Decide What They Want. Why is it so hard for boys to decide that they want this vag for the foreseeable future or not? I’m sick of boys being pussies. Leave that to the women. Man up and say what you want! And if you don’t want it, let it GO. There are plenty of other bucks to ride.
3. Using Social Media As A Way To Air Out Your Problems. In reality, most of your problems are #whitegirlproblems and no one wants to hear it. We aren’t going to feel sorry for you, we are only going to judge you for being over-privileged and whiny. And also resent you for being so lucky as to have such tiny problems when the rest of us common folk are struggling with actual shit.
Bonus item:
Peeling a frozen banana. I mean, why can’t they make bananas without peels so that it would be easier to freeze them?
